The Throne of Agony

Lyrics
Hello, operator... give me NO-MAN'S LAND

Collect call to no one at all

Been yelling into an empty closet to the point of no return (and no deposit)

Fiddlin and watchin while ROME BOINS

A roll of the dice: the WOIM TOINS

Hello, central... give me NO-MAN'S LAND

From a walking waste disposal unit

A transfusion from me'd kill the faint of heart

Alas POOR YORICK... I knew me well but I bin killin ma brain CELL BY CELL

It only takes a bullet to make the WOIM TOIN--an this one's for you...

The toll is belling... the signs is telling

Nose is running... feet are smellin (Foetus Melon)

Currently less than a human wreck

Gimme a BREAK... start at the NECK

I rule my body from the throne of agony

My conscience and constitution's naggin me

Clock up another TRACHEOTOMY

STAB another dagger inna back o' me

The dark gods boint ma evil SOUL

Ma brittle spirit's toint to COAL

I rule my body from the throne of agony

THE THRONE OF AGONY

AGONY

Chalk up another frozen pizza... choke up another thousand marlboros

Anything goes for them ordinary joes

They'll cut off your face to spite your nose

I don't need to touch their toes to know I've already reached my ALL TIME LOW

Pacin' ruts inna carpet

Eatin' up the wallpaper, crawlin' the walls, sick on the ceiling

DEAD IN THE HEAD

Shut the shutters... I shoulda stayed in bed

Complainin bout ma campaign against personal decency

I got no excuses

Just rules wrapped in barbed wire, laced with busted glass

(Yeah, I'm the one who gave the sandwich to Mama Cass)

Stoke up and poke up my funeral pyre

And watch my life flicker before your very eyes

With no commercial breaks... NO BRAKES

NO BRAKES... (kill me baby)

Pour another glass of liquid clear

KING ALCOHOL

Drinkin hard to not remember what I'd just as soon forget

String around the finger... ROPE around the NECK

You always HATE the one you LOVE

Time dies when you're having fun

I'm gonna change ma name... I'm changin' trains... (kill me baby)